17.ny.stealer of souls.
weheartkanye:

How do I even begin to explain Kanye West? - Rappers version

weheartkanye:

How do I even begin to explain Kanye West? - Rappers version

livelaughloveatrandom:

conceivethedream:

cooolasssluusshhh:

*whispering voice* “Bitch, the dick was so fucking good today bitch my muthafuckin right eye started watering! … I brought my purse in here, to see, I gotta buy that nigga a gift or something a toy or something.”
LMFAOOO OMFGGG 😭😭😭😭😭

LMFAOOOO

SHE IS THE WORST OMFG LMFAO

lemonyandbeatrice:

when white guys are like “man I wanna kiss a black girl and taste that sweet chocolate” I just wanna go oh yes I taste like chocolate I’m so glad you recognize that and mmmm I wanna taste you too. can’t wait for the taste of baking powder and oppression.

thepeoplesrecord:

"I’d like to raise both of my middle fingers to him and anyone who thinks profanity is somehow more harmful to our children than images of violence and misogyny." - Happy birthday, M.I.A.!

thepeoplesrecord:

"I’d like to raise both of my middle fingers to him and anyone who thinks profanity is somehow more harmful to our children than images of violence and misogyny." - Happy birthday, M.I.A.!

garbagebagger:

princess-kayjay:

I just had a straight guy tell me “Gah I love lesbians” and before I could even say anything, he added, “because, ya know, they like the same thing I do and sometimes it’s nice to get advice from a girl instead of guys who think making love is just repeatedly putting your dick in something, ya know?” And I have never been more proud of the human race.

i was very mad and then i wasn’t 

orange-plum:

happycontender:

they saw the chance

You’re forgetting the best one

notchicken:

notchicken:

guess what I just got!!!

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meet Spartacus everyone….

thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

sleptonshawty:

zixxie:

how all guys should react if a girl doesn’t want to.

how all girls should react if a guy doesn’t want to.

how anyone should react to anyone that doesn’t want to

astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

Beyoncé: Sparkling Magical Girl Looks

confirmance:

do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep 

surprisebitch:

kinky