How do I even begin to explain Kanye West? - Rappers version
*whispering voice* “Bitch, the dick was so fucking good today bitch my muthafuckin right eye started watering! … I brought my purse in here, to see, I gotta buy that nigga a gift or something a toy or something.”
LMFAOOO OMFGGG 😭😭😭😭😭
SHE IS THE WORST OMFG LMFAO
when white guys are like “man I wanna kiss a black girl and taste that sweet chocolate” I just wanna go oh yes I taste like chocolate I’m so glad you recognize that and mmmm I wanna taste you too. can’t wait for the taste of baking powder and oppression.
"I’d like to raise both of my middle fingers to him and anyone who thinks profanity is somehow more harmful to our children than images of violence and misogyny." - Happy birthday, M.I.A.!
I just had a straight guy tell me “Gah I love lesbians” and before I could even say anything, he added, “because, ya know, they like the same thing I do and sometimes it’s nice to get advice from a girl instead of guys who think making love is just repeatedly putting your dick in something, ya know?” And I have never been more proud of the human race.
i was very mad and then i wasn’t
they saw the chance
You’re forgetting the best one
guess what I just got!!!
meet Spartacus everyone….
how all guys should react if a girl doesn’t want to.how all girls should react if a guy doesn’t want to.
how anyone should react to anyone that doesn’t want to
sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean