If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
Miley speaks for us all.
“f word” the police
i don’t think anyone actually asks Pitbull to be on their song he just kinda joins in like the awkward single third wheel friend we all know
When they wake up they’re all like..
When I wake up I have no energy..
At school they’re all..
At school I’m like..
When they get mad at someone they’re like …
When I get mad at someone…
When they tell their parents off the parents are like..
When I tell my parents off they’re like..